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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

The Secret

Posted on 06:47 by Unknown
James Franco put on his bear suit and returned to his cave where he plans to sleep until the New Year. Happy Holidays.
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Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Masterpiece Theatre

Posted on 06:39 by Unknown
In preparation for his first solo art show in Berlin at the Peres Projects gallery, James Franco has begun to ready his masterpieces, which include sculptures entitled The Many James Francos (How I Get So Much Done) and video installations.
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Monday, 20 December 2010

Target Acquired

Posted on 06:36 by Unknown
James Franco headed to Target to get some last minute shopping in before the holidays. Franco fought back the crowds to hunt down gifts for the three names remaining on his list: Anne Hathaway, Betty White and Kalup Linzy. But after fifteen minutes battling the crowds he gave up. Instead of buying gifts, Franco will make them from scratch, like he usually does. The extra effort doesn't really bother him, but Franco is upset at himself for cheapening the spirit of Christmas by trying to buy presents in the first place.
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Posted in aisle 5, lines, red carts | No comments

Friday, 17 December 2010

Franco's Message

Posted on 06:44 by Unknown
After the release of Palo Alto and its lukewarm reviews, James Franco wants to go back to the basics and rethink his writing skills. He has reunited Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five to break down his prose into raps. He will release the album, Palo Alto 2: Electric Bugaloo in 2011. A true renaissance man, Franco has also designed the outfits.
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Thursday, 16 December 2010

Miracle on 34th Street

Posted on 06:29 by Unknown
In the spirit of the holidays, James Franco has finally settled his long simmering feud with Betty White.
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Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Come dine with me

Posted on 06:39 by Unknown
To celebrate his Golden Globe nomination, James Franco had a dinner party with esteemed guests Sean Penn, Abe Vigoda and Cornel West. They talked about race relations, Jay Z, Haiti, and Snickers.
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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

It's Not Unusual

Posted on 06:31 by Unknown
After a fallout with the Backstreet Boys that has seen James Franco's short lived boy band career come to an end, Franco has announced he will be releasing an album with transsexual performance artist Kalup Linzy.
To help prepare for the new project Franco has enlisted Vegas legend Tom Jones for both vocal coaching and general sex bombness. He was immediately awarded for the work he was putting in with a Golden Globe nomination.
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Monday, 13 December 2010

James Goodall

Posted on 06:30 by Unknown
 On last week's airing of Inside the Actors Studio, audiences learned that James Franco once tagged along with a gigolo for a role he was researching and Franco even admitted to watching the gigolo have sex for money, as part of the research. What was left out was Franco's affinity for camping, which is what Franco spent all weekend doing. While he's out in nature, he likes to study the mating habits of wild animals. The actor likes to refer to these notes when he feels he needs to channel the raw animalistic nature of a particular character he is playing.
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Friday, 10 December 2010

Franco Creates a Diversion

Posted on 06:30 by Unknown
James Franco recently recorded a video in which the actor charms himself using a mirror. The video was meant as a personal exercise, but somehow ended up as part of New York Times project called Fourteen Actors Acting.  To draw attention away from the video, he has signed on for more episodes of General Hospital.
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Posted in Fourteen Actors Acting, Kissing Himself | No comments

Thursday, 9 December 2010

Run Rabbit Run

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown
On Tuesday's episode of Inside the Actor's Studio it was revealed that James Franco is actually turned on by rabbits. Other turn ons that were edited out of the episode: rocking chairs, blades of grass, and old leather bound books.
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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

James Franco's recess

Posted on 06:32 by Unknown
James Franco took some time out of his promotional tour for 127 Hours and the Oscars to drink a juicebox and reflect on his career.
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Fingers crossed

Posted on 07:34 by Unknown
It was revealed recently that James Franco was reading Twilight because he was campaigning to be cast in one of the films. Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon threw Franco a bone and offered him the Academy Awards co-hosting gig instead. Franco has now turned his sights on the Chronicles of Narnia movie franchise. He is really hoping to land a role and show off his British accent, and if he gets passed over, Franco has his fingers crossed that some other opportunity will be offered instead, like maybe Prince William's best man.
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Posted in perks, Royal wedding, Twilight | No comments

Monday, 6 December 2010

Jewels by Franco

Posted on 06:27 by Unknown
In an effort to come off of the high of being officially announced a co-host of the Oscars, James Franco spent all weekend learning the intricacies of jewelry making. He got the idea from his cousin Jan, who told him that she found something very relaxing about the process of stringing beads and crystals together. In true Franco fashion, the actor threw himself into the process and spent the rest of the weekend building an extensive inventory of jewelry. He was so excited by his collection he threw a jewelry party at Jan's house and invited all of her friends to come and check out his wares. Ever the multi-tasker, Franco also used this opportunity to talk up his new collection of short stories, Palo Alto. All proceeds from the jewelry party were donated to a local charity.
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Posted in Jewelry party, relaxation techniques | No comments

Friday, 3 December 2010

Kim vs Nicki

Posted on 06:32 by Unknown
Tired of the animosity between two of hip hop's biggest female stars, Franco has organized a rap battle between Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj in an effort to settle their dispute once and for all.
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Thursday, 2 December 2010

Inside Franco's Studio

Posted on 06:39 by Unknown
Still reeling from the popularity of his recent stop at Inside the Actors Studio, which had hundreds of frenzied fans without tickets, James Franco has decided that he is going to start his own Actors Studio.  First step: buying stacks and stacks of cue cards.
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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

And the winner is....ME....Again.....Always

Posted on 06:35 by Unknown

On the heels of the recent announcement of James Franco's Best Actor nomination for his work in 127 Hours from the 2010 Film Independent Spirit Awards, producers of the award show are hoping the actor will come around to their idea of co-hosting the awards, a la the Oscars, this time with host Joel McHale. Franco is considering the offer, though he is making demands that McHale is banned from making fun of him on The Soup, he'd like a guest role on Community and also Cougar Town. Cougar Town isn't related to McHale, he just thoroughly enjoys the show.
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

And the winner is .... ME!

Posted on 06:36 by Unknown
It has been announced that James Franco will be the next host of the Academy Awards, along with Anne Hathaway. Franco already has a three-part plan for his hosting duties. One is to outshine his main rival Justin Timberlake. Secondly, he is excited by the possibility of presenting himself with an award for 127 Hours. Finally, merely attending the Oscars would be lazy, and he might as well get some work in while he is there.
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Posted in Oscars, Princess Diaries | No comments

Monday, 29 November 2010

Little green people

Posted on 06:39 by Unknown
James Franco is sleeping in this morning after flying to Edmonton yesterday to take in the CFL's 98th Grey Cup. The actor became a fan of Canadian football after spending ample time in Canada filming the Planet of the Apes prequel. He became particularly fond of the Saskatchewan Roughriders, who would end up losing to Montreal, because of their intensely loyal fan base. Franco will spend most of today trying to get the green paint off, as the combination of oil based paint and frigid temperatures has wreaked havoc on his skin.
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Posted in CFL, Roughriders | No comments

Friday, 26 November 2010

James Franco heads south

Posted on 06:41 by Unknown
Disappointed with the long Thanksgiving Day weekend, where the workday week was cut down to three days, James Franco suited up and headed to Bolivia where he gave a talk on North/South relations between the Americas, and the impact of globilization on independent filmmakers below the equator.
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Posted in Bolivia, Suit up | No comments

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Give Thanks Thy Franco, Give Thanks

Posted on 06:25 by Unknown
Turkey? Check. Old episode of Friends? Check. Maternity pants as Thanksgiving pants? Check. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Franco goes Bollywood

Posted on 06:21 by Unknown

James Franco made a cameo in a big budget Bollywood film today. The actor has always been a fan of Indian films and was finally able to break into that market with the help of Danny Boyle, and the connections he made while filming Slumdog Millionaire. Though the cameo has gone pretty much unnoticed in North America, it has a caused quite the stir in Mumbai with Franco ranking alongside Bollywood legends Shahrukh Khan and Shammi Kapoor in popularity. It turns out he is an excellent dancer.
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Posted in Bollywood, Jai Ho | No comments

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Destressing Franco

Posted on 07:24 by Unknown
Overwhelmed by the furor over the T.S.A. screening methods, the fact that Prince William is officially taken and stressed over the possibility that Bristol Palin might win the Mirrorball trophy, James Franco has resorted to his de-stresser: painting clouds. Works every time.
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Monday, 22 November 2010

James Franco and the Deathly Hallows

Posted on 07:01 by Unknown

After taking in the Quidditch tournament at Yale last week, Franco has rekindled his interest in the Harry Potter books. He read the entire series  in one sitting and is currently reaching out to producers to see if they are willing to give him the part of Lord Voldemort in part two of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Franco is aware that Voldermort has been played by Ralph Fiennes in every movie up until now, but feels his interpretation of Voldermort (a cross dressing hipster from the Lower East Side) is just what the series needs to finish on a high. If his lobbying is unsuccessful, he will settle for voicing Dobby, the house elf.
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Posted in Harry Potter, He Who Must Not Be Named | No comments

Friday, 19 November 2010

Hoard thy Franco, Hoard

Posted on 06:57 by Unknown
James Franco doesn't have much leisure time to watch TV, but recently caught a few moments of Hoarders. Franco immediately set out collecting old keytars, Discmans and other outdated electronics as preparation for his audition for the A&E series, not realizing it was a reality show. The James Franco episode of Hoarders will air next year.
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Thursday, 18 November 2010

James and the Holograms

Posted on 06:34 by Unknown
In an effort to take Margaret Atwood's LongPen to its logical conclusion, James Franco is working on a hologram of himself, which he plans to send to red carpets and photo ops in his place. Once perfected, the hologram will free up even more time for Franco to pursue his studies and fondness for self pleasure.
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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Mo' Mustache

Posted on 06:18 by Unknown
James Franco just took Movember up a notch.
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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Sorry!

Posted on 06:58 by Unknown
James Franco has decided to film a movie based on the board game Sorry! Unlike other big screen adaptations of board games, like Clue and the upcoming Battleship, Franco is not going to build a story around the basic elements of Sorry! Instead, Franco is going to film a family actually playing the game, in what he hopes will be a commentary on the death of the American Dream. Securing financing for the project has been a bit of problem, as no one is sure what exactly Franco is talking about when he tries to explains this project.
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Posted in board game movie adaptations, Miss Scarlet in the hall with a revolver | No comments

Monday, 15 November 2010

Beat the drum

Posted on 06:47 by Unknown
James Franco felt it was a nice day for a drum circle so he picked up his djembe and headed for Central Park, where he spent hours drumming, dancing, and talking to left-leaning political science graduates about the G20 and the long term implications of the mid-term elections.
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Friday, 12 November 2010

James Franco goes to Washington

Posted on 06:20 by Unknown
James Franco went before Congress today and presented his plan to make sure American Social Security remains solvent. In Franco's proposal the work week would be extended to 120 hours and the retirement age would be raised to never.
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Posted in Congress, overworking | No comments

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Seven

Posted on 06:32 by Unknown
Today James Franco beat his own record. He called all his friends to let them know. His first call was to the Hollywood Reporter.
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Posted in Four or Five Times, Hollywood Reporter. | No comments

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Franco gets inventive

Posted on 06:40 by Unknown
James Franco came to the realization today that if he wanted to really be taken seriously as a modern day Renaissance man then he could not rely solely on his artistic output and his studies. In order to be a true Renaissance man Franco will also have to start producing some inventions. His first order of business: to finally hammer out the hoverboard from Back to the Future. Franco believes he can master the technology necessary to make the hoverboard as he's a bit of an expert on the subject, having used the Sky Stick hoverboard in Spiderman 3.
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Posted in Back to the Future, Spiderman 3 | No comments

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Teach James Franco How to Dougie

Posted on 06:37 by Unknown
Today, James Franco hooked up with the Cali Swag District to get a lesson on how to Dougie. Franco knows he can't match the likes of Chris Brown and the Glee dancers when in comes to his Dougie, so his goal is to be better at it then Justin Bieber.
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Monday, 8 November 2010

What a fun sexy time

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown
Tired of the dilly-dallying, rumors and false starts, James Franco has taken it upon himself to write the script for the Arrested Development movie. An avid long-time fan and a never-nude himself, Franco has also written himself a role as Tobias Funke's "friend."
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Posted in Arrested Development, Never nude | No comments

Friday, 5 November 2010

Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and ... Franco?

Posted on 06:30 by Unknown
Today James Franco did a Which Sex and the City Character Are You? quiz. He is such a Miranda.
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Posted in Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City | No comments

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Stand up guy

Posted on 06:43 by Unknown
James Franco has been working on his observational humor ahead of the New York Comedy Festival, where he is angling for a spot opening for Aziz Ansari. So far Franco's routine is built around his personal insights into the post-post modern art world and how it intersects with the antiquated assumptions about our reality. It doesn't get many laughs, but he sure can handle hecklers.
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Posted in Aziz Ansari, Darwish | No comments

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Ant Parade

Posted on 06:41 by Unknown
James Franco is spending all day designing and creating his own Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade float. He selected the ant as the subject of his masterpiece, since he feels a kinship to one of the hardest working insects. Though he has no actual affiliation with the Macy's parade Franco believes his float will be so awesome the parade organizers will have no choice but to accept it.
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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Come and knock on his door

Posted on 06:45 by Unknown
In preparation for his just announced 2011 Sundance Film Festival multimedia project, Three's Company: The Drama, James Franco spent the day watching DVDs of Three's Company. What most people don't know is that Franco's discussion at Sundance is only the first stage in a three pronged plan that will eventually see him star in a new adaptation of Three's Company. In the newer version Franco will play a gay man with two girl roommates who has to convince his landlord he is straight.
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Monday, 1 November 2010

Franco Dresses as Guy who Dresses as Franco

Posted on 06:35 by Unknown
James Franco spent most of Monday sleeping in, recovering from an intense Halloween Party that saw him go dressed as the James Franco impersonator Daniel Pedra. Franco's costume of Pedra was meant to be yet another commentary of his own celebrity. In a twist, Franco actually ended up at the same Manhattan party as Pedra and the two hit it off, spending most of the night together drinking and talking about Franco. James' decision to go as an impersonator was met with some confusion as Pedra only bears a slight resemblance to the man he portrays. In the end, most people at the party didn't get it.
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Friday, 29 October 2010

The Time Traveler's Franco

Posted on 06:29 by Unknown
Today in a lab in Texas a scientist/filmographer used an advanced zoom lens to blow up one frame of the now infamous 1928 Charlie Chaplin film The Circus that inexplicably features someone talking on their cell phone. The scientist was stunned to find an image that looks exactly like that of James Franco talking on a phone, leading to one, only slightly absurd, conclusion -- James Franco can time travel, which would explain how he gets so much done.
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Thursday, 28 October 2010

Secret shows

Posted on 06:28 by Unknown
After having attended the Pitchfork's #Offline festival last weekend, James Franco was inspired to hold his own secret show in the wee hours at the Brooklyn Bowl, where he performed tracks from his upcoming Backstreet Boys collaboration, 127 Hours of Love.
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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Central Park time

Posted on 06:28 by Unknown
Today James Franco spent the day driving a horse and carriage through Central Park. When people discovered their driver was the actor James Franco, he told them he was doing an investigative piece for 20/20 on the treatment of the Central Park horses. In truth, he just likes feeding horses apples and carrots.
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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Rent is Too Damn High

Posted on 07:03 by Unknown
Not one to publicly affiliate himself with politicians, James Franco has broken form and thrown his full support behind the Rent is Too Damn High Party's candidate for Governor Jimmy McMillan. Franco is a big supporter of McMillan's facial hair and position on gay marriage, and, above all, Franco is tired of having to work seven jobs just to afford rent in New York City. Franco supports McMillan. Why? Because the rent is too damn high!
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Monday, 25 October 2010

Franco's Masterpiece

Posted on 04:43 by Unknown
Lately James Franco has been worried that his art is too flat and and lacking in technical skill. In response he has re-dedicated himself to the craft of sculpting out of clay and spent all morning fine-tuning what he thinks might be his masterpiece - an over-sized statue of what Franco believes to be one of nature's greatest beauties.
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Friday, 22 October 2010

To the Shore

Posted on 07:00 by Unknown
Today, Mikey, Pauly, Vinnie and J420, GTL'd
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Thursday, 21 October 2010

Blue Steel

Posted on 06:29 by Unknown
After a string of dramatic roles James Franco is looking to get back into comedy. He spent all morning hounding Ben Stiller for a role in Zoolander 2 as Zoolander's twin brother Xander. They are currently in negotiations.
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Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Halloween Cake Boss

Posted on 06:36 by Unknown
After watching last night's episodes of Cake Boss, James Franco felt like making a cake to celebrate the spirit of Halloween. After poring over three Martha Stewart Living's Halloween issues and watching two Tim Burton movies, he made this cake. Tomorrow he might make a glittered pumpkin centerpiece.
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Posted in Cake Boss, crafty | No comments

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

NCIS campaign

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown
Still upset by the fact that last week's live 30 Rock didn't bring back his Anime pillow loving character "James Franco," James Franco spent all day trying to convince the cast of NCIS: Los Angeles to do a live episode, where he would star as Anime pillow loving "James Franco."
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Monday, 18 October 2010

Tool time

Posted on 04:52 by Unknown
James Franco built this log cabin. And then he went inside and wrote a horror story.
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Friday, 15 October 2010

Wheeling and dealing

Posted on 07:13 by Unknown
There has been a lot of publicity for James Franco's recent purchasing of the film rights to memoir Holy Land. But that is not the only deal Franco has struck in the last week. He has also purchased the rights to Glenn Beck's Arguing With Idiots, with the hopes of turning it into the next great war epic. It is likely that Franco was too busy to actually read Beck's book, judging it only by its sales numbers and misleading cover.
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Thursday, 14 October 2010

Spoonman

Posted on 08:17 by Unknown
James Franco spent all day meditating and reading on how to bend a spoon with his mind. In the end, the meditation and books didn't help. All it took was 35 minutes of James Franco intensity to do the trick.
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