Fat Franco

During James Franco's appearance last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert dared to say he could not become fat James Franco. Stephen Colbert, may we present, fat James Franco.

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Social Media is dead

James Franco has declared that all of social media is dead. Also things that Franco considers dead: shopping malls, cinema, television, magazines, newspapers and telephones. He's gone back to the cave.

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Playing with fire

Yesterday, James Franco went to Google himself when he saw that Google was honoring Robert Bunsen's 200th birthday. That got him thinking, so today Franco walked into a science lab and he and some old dude started messing around with Bunsen burners.

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Master of Education

James Franco's educational pursuits made news once again. Yesterday it was announced that Franco will teach a course at the Tisch School of the Arts on directing. Today, he is finally able to reveal his Pennsylvania-based center for higher learning, the James Franco School of Time Management and Advancement in Human Efficiency.

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Just your average guy

Today, James Franco checked his email.

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Children's games

James Franco was feeling whimsical today so he started a game of hide and go seek. It is unclear who is doing the seeking.

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You need a pill for that?

James Franco saw Bradley Cooper's new movie Limitless today. He thought it was weird that Bradley's character needed a pill to unlock the full potential of his brain as Franco has the natural ability to use the full potential of his brain and figured everyone else did too. Franco was, however, impressed with Bradley Cooper's hair.

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Stacey And Clinton and Franco

James Franco went to the head offices of TLC today with the intention of pitching a new show idea on the mating habits of seagulls. Somehow he ended up on an episode of What Not To Wear.

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This Week's Ceremony

James graduated from something today. He's just not sure what. He can't remember.

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Do Not Disturb

James Franco has decided that he will read David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest in one sitting, a massive undertaking. He has proclaimed that all school, performance art and film projects will be on hold for the day.

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The Hangover

James Franco, waking up from his post-St. Patrick's Day drunken stupor, is cleaning himself off and trying to figure out where exactly is Redding and how does he get home from there.

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I'm the leprechaun

James Franco took his Wizard of Oz prequel costume out into the public today, testing out the fit and comfort of the three piece green suit. He has not yet realized that today is also St. Patrick's Day.

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Real life romcom

The percentage of project announcements that James Franco is involved in has dropped dangerously low, so Franco's publicist set up a date with Jennifer Aniston's publicists, on the advice of Franco. If anyone asks later, their tryst was regarding a potential movie project that Franco would write, direct and star in. Another James Franco fact? Big fan of Marly & Me.

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Bracket Games

James Franco plans on spending all day working on his NCAA bracket. He's currently in 54 different office pools across the United States, which is strange because he only works at 42 of those offices.

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He Can Be Your Hero Baby

James Franco realized that in the past 12 days, he's slept 6 and a half hours and eaten three cheese strings, four Eggos and a cheeseburger. After realizing this, he immediately ran out and ate a party sized sub.

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Cruisin'

Today James Franco rode a segway, while on a segway. Yes. It is ridiculous.

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Mr. Clean

James Franco has been bit with the spring cleaning bug, although he's a bit early. He cleaned his place top to bottom and knocked on neighbors' doors to spread the cleaning love. He is currently cleaning his way through the top three floors of his apartment building.His neighbors for the most part are bewildered, but glad to see the dust gone and their floors scrubbed.

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Pumping Up with Hans & Franz & Franco

James Franco decided he wanted to be Mr. Universe and devised a plan to fit the most amount of exercise into one day. The photo evidence reveals his results so far.

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Flying high

James Franco, like many of us, is getting tired of this winter weather. To get out of the winter doldrums, James flew to Arizona, shed his winter jacket and ran through the fields with his trusty kite.

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Tireless Franco

He's still working on it.

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Detox

James Franco took to the streets of New York to recover from yesterday's Charlie Sheen binge. Turns out its a hell of a drug.

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Winning!

James Franco is on a drug, and that drug is Charlie Sheen.

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James Franco's got an app for that

With the Oscars out of the way James Franco is free to focus on other endeavors, like his long promised James Franco Kama Sutra iPad app.

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James meet Dave

James Franco is back in New York, having lunch with David Letterman on the sidewalk, trading Oscar war stories. Franco maintains that he was pleased with his efforts, Dave maintains that Uma meet Oprah was funny.

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Dragging it up at the Oscars

Today James Franco is sitting back congratulating himself on a job well done. The only thing he would've done differently? Padded bra.

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If He Could Turn Back Time

James Franco said the Oscars cut his performance of Cher's song You Haven't Seen the Last of Me since Burlesque wasn't nominated. After releasing an audio clip of him singing the song earlier in the week, James Franco went ahead and released a still of the look he was planning on sporting on stage.

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BINGO!

James Franco caught wind that his favorite magazine Vanity Fair has created a Future James Franco Endeavor Bingo, to allow those to guess what crazy stunt he'll do next. James Franco feels that it is something that his favorite website, What James Franco Did Today, has been doing for ages now. He is considering canceling his VF subscription, but believes he will definitely be at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, nonetheless. 

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Franco the stylist

James Franco met up with stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe to figure out some Oscar outfit looks. The looks aren't for him, of course, but instead for Zoe's clients Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore. Franco is nervous that they don't have any final looks decided on yet. There is a Marchesa sketch that seems promising for Cameron but he's worried that the fabric won't have the wow Rachel is looking for. Franco plans to spend the afternoon pulling accessories from Cartier and Harry Winston. They already have 3 metric tons of jewelery, but as Zoe has taught him, there is no such thing as too much bling.

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100% chance of James Franco working

Out in LA prepping for the Oscars, James Franco heard that morning weathercaster Elita Loresca was sick. Given that Franco is an amateur meteorologist, its only natural he would fill in.

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Didn't See Franco at the Game? He was there.

James Franco wanted to attend the All-Star game but felt it was lazy to just sit in the stands and watch so he showed up as the Toronto Raptor mascot and assisted with the in-game entertainment. Today he is taking the costume to the dry cleaners.

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Wig times

Having realized that of all the creative things he has done in the past little while - writing, art shows, General Hospital, movies, school, etc - the one thing he hasn't been able to do is really start a trend. Today, James Franco has gone through scores of fashion magazines and books to find inspiration from other decades. His research brought him all the way back to wig times. It is unlikely the look will catch on.

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The Do Everythings

While in LA James Franco had decided to dip his toes in the celebrity headphones game. He has signed an exclusive deal with Nokia and is just working out the kinks on his new "THE DO EVERYTHINGS" by James Franco headphones.Like the actor, these headphones specialize in multitasking.

They store 4 GB of music, translate foreign languages instantly, amplify sounds for spying purposes, and, in a wee bit of cross promotion with Franco's other recent venture, the Head Massage 2000, the headphones have an invigorating vibrating feature.

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Newest Clipper fan

James Franco has flown to LA a couple weeks ahead of his big night at the Oscars to help new NBA sensation and LA Clipper Blake Griffin with some on court moves. Mainly Franco is concerned with Blake's performance during the upcoming All Star weekend, when the high flyer will be featured in both the game and the dunk competition. While Blake is appreciative of the help being offered by an A list star like Franco,Griffin is confused as to how Franco got passed Clipper security.

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Life's a pitch

After dominating the daytime TV space with his appearance on General Hospital, holding down late night with appearances on talk shows and scoring a memorable stint on prime time with Freaks and Geeks, James Franco is setting his sights on late late night, with his new informercials. Franco directed and stars in the Head Massage 2000 infomercials, which air exclusively on ABC from 2 a.m. to 4:35 a.m. Franco also has a patent pending on the Head Massage 2001.

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Banjo playin' Franco

As part of James Franco's incessant preparations for his Oscars co-hosting gig, Franco carefully studied the Grammy Awards last night. Today he decided that the performance that stayed with him the most was Mumford and Sons. After watching Mumford's banjo player Winston Marshall make sweet love to his banjo during their performance, Franco has determined that he too will learn the banjo which he will incorporate into his upcoming Kalup Linzy album, the Oscar Awards ceremony, a one-man banjo performance art show, and he'll perform a banjo Valentine's Day song for his girlfriend.

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Unmasked at last

With the news that Banksy will not be allowed to accept the Best Documentary award at the Oscars if Exit Through the Gift Shop wins, the famed and mysterious graffiti artist has decided to reveal his true identity: James Franco.

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Who am I?

James Franco has become so overwhelmed with his own rumored and announced projects that he held a press conference about co-hosting the Oscars in costume as the Wizard of Oz and in character as Jack Tripper from Three's Company. It is a confusing time for James Franco.

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Relaxing in Sarasota

With a busy couple weeks ahead of him James Franco took the day to relax, playing Wii bowing with some seniors at a Sarasota retirement home. Despite trying his hardest, Franco cannot seem to beat Gladys, the reigning Sunny Sarasota Retirement Centre Wii bowling champ.

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Let's Talk About Primus

James Franco has recently read Celine Dion's Let's Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste, a book in the 33 1/3 series. Loving the concept, he immediately set to writing a 33 1/3 book on Primus, and published it later that day.

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Franco's Ruffled

 Like the rest of America, James Franco is riveted by Anderson Cooper's man-on-the-street coverage of the ongoing crisis in Egypt. He's been glued to his couch and many bags of Ruffles with onion dip since Friday and he's put on a few pounds.

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Teacher Franco

The latest James Franco news is that he's supervising a course at Film School Columbia College Hollywood, called “Master Class: Editing James Franco…with James Franco.” He'll be appearing via Skype to help edit a 30 minute documentary about 127 Hours. The real reason he's Skyping in isn't that he's just a very busy actor/student/writer etc., its that he's also teaching philosophy and math at an inner city school, a la Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds.

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Growing up James Gotti

For the upcoming rumored project about John Gotti, James Franco is doing some research. He realized quickly that he'll need to budget for Dippity-Do.

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Take that, Black Swan

Newsweek recently had an Oscar roundtable with Natalie Portman, Annette Bening, Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman, Colin Firth and James Franco. In the interview, Bening gave Portman tips on how to attend an awards ceremony while very pregnant and Portman teased Franco that carrying a child is the one thing he can't do. After watching Arnold Schwarzenegger's classic 1994 film Junior on a continuous loop, James Franco has shown that smug Natalie Portman that Franco can do anything Franco puts his mind to. BOOM.

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Serious Academy Awards Co-Host and Nominee James Franco

Today James Franco cleaned up his act, shaved the mustache and put all blond wigs away to become Serious Academy Awards Co-Host and Nominee James Franco. This entails making no reference to Three's Company, reading Faulkner, drinking Starbucks' triple tall two pump vanilla two pump almond organic lattes and watching all five seasons of The Wire.

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Oscar nominee James Franco's lesser known work

Oscar nominee James Franco revealed that he made a sex tape when he was 19 years old. Despite the fact that he was recognized for his work in 127 Hours today, James Franco decided to turn his attention to releasing a still from the home video.

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James Franco, co-host

 James Franco has returned from the Sundance Film Festival, and wants to build on the energy generated during his weekend of blond wigs and Three's Company themed art installations. In an effort to channel this energy, Franco has set his sights on his next great project: becoming the new co-host of Live with James and Kelly, once Regis retires in the summer.

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TV Time with James Franco

James Franco spent his Thursday night watching all six hours of their new comedy block. Today he is writing reviews of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock for an obscure blog that nobody knows about. He will not write about Outsourced because he doesn't find it funny.

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Country Strong: The Sequel

James Franco has realized that every awards season has a country biopic. He has bought a cowboy hat and begun talking with a country twang as he begins writing a script for the next great country movie.In a twist from the stereotypical alcoholic cowboy, Country Franco will be addicted to denim.

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Plots and peacocks

Upon hearing that Comcast's takeover of NBC has been approved James Franco immediately began plotting his plan to take over Comcast. That will show smug Tina Fey.

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Just being Franco

James Franco ate some cotton candy, and laughed!

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