March 2011 ~ James Franco

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Master of Education

Posted on 06:30 by Unknown

James Franco's educational pursuits made news once again. Yesterday it was announced that Franco will teach a course at the Tisch School of the Arts on directing. Today, he is finally able to reveal his Pennsylvania-based center for higher learning, the James Franco School of Time Management and Advancement in Human Efficiency.

Posted in education, Professor Franco | No comments

Monday, 28 March 2011

Just your average guy

Posted on 06:13 by Unknown

Today, James Franco checked his email.

Posted in Daily tasks, James Franco-style | No comments

Friday, 25 March 2011

Children's games

Posted on 06:40 by Unknown

James Franco was feeling whimsical today so he started a game of hide and go seek. It is unclear who is doing the seeking.

Posted in Hide and go seek, whimsy | No comments

Thursday, 24 March 2011

You need a pill for that?

Posted on 06:51 by Unknown

James Franco saw Bradley Cooper's new movie Limitless today. He thought it was weird that Bradley's character needed a pill to unlock the full potential of his brain as Franco has the natural ability to use the full potential of his brain and figured everyone else did too. Franco was, however, impressed with Bradley Cooper's hair.

Posted in Drugs are bad, Robert DeNiro is in that movie? | No comments

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Stacey And Clinton and Franco

Posted on 07:04 by Unknown

James Franco went to the head offices of TLC today with the intention of pitching a new show idea on the mating habits of seagulls. Somehow he ended up on an episode of What Not To Wear.

Posted in dress for the job you want, mixing patterns | No comments

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

This Week's Ceremony

Posted on 08:24 by Unknown

James graduated from something today. He's just not sure what. He can't remember.

Posted in Diploma, Too many classes | No comments

Monday, 21 March 2011

Do Not Disturb

Posted on 07:16 by Unknown

James Franco has decided that he will read David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest in one sitting, a massive undertaking. He has proclaimed that all school, performance art and film projects will be on hold for the day.

Posted in Infinite Jest, On hold, reading | No comments

Friday, 18 March 2011

The Hangover

Posted on 07:01 by Unknown

James Franco, waking up from his post-St. Patrick's Day drunken stupor, is cleaning himself off and trying to figure out where exactly is Redding and how does he get home from there.

Posted in dumpster nap, Redding, St Patrick's Day | No comments

Thursday, 17 March 2011

I'm the leprechaun

Posted on 06:58 by Unknown

James Franco took his Wizard of Oz prequel costume out into the public today, testing out the fit and comfort of the three piece green suit. He has not yet realized that today is also St. Patrick's Day.

Posted in leprechauns, Oz, Pot o' gold, St. Patrick's Day | No comments

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Real life romcom

Posted on 06:36 by Unknown

The percentage of project announcements that James Franco is involved in has dropped dangerously low, so Franco's publicist set up a date with Jennifer Aniston's publicists, on the advice of Franco. If anyone asks later, their tryst was regarding a potential movie project that Franco would write, direct and star in. Another James Franco fact? Big fan of Marly & Me.

Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Marly and Me, publicity | No comments

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Bracket Games

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown

James Franco plans on spending all day working on his NCAA bracket. He's currently in 54 different office pools across the United States, which is strange because he only works at 42 of those offices.

Posted in brackets, NCAA, office pools | No comments

Monday, 14 March 2011

He Can Be Your Hero Baby

Posted on 06:41 by Unknown

James Franco realized that in the past 12 days, he's slept 6 and a half hours and eaten three cheese strings, four Eggos and a cheeseburger. After realizing this, he immediately ran out and ate a party sized sub.

Posted in cold cuts, Leggo my Eggo, Subs | No comments

Friday, 11 March 2011

Cruisin'

Posted on 04:29 by Unknown

Today James Franco rode a segway, while on a segway. Yes. It is ridiculous.

Posted in GOB, Segways | No comments

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Mr. Clean

Posted on 07:19 by Unknown

James Franco has been bit with the spring cleaning bug, although he's a bit early. He cleaned his place top to bottom and knocked on neighbors' doors to spread the cleaning love. He is currently cleaning his way through the top three floors of his apartment building.His neighbors for the most part are bewildered, but glad to see the dust gone and their floors scrubbed.

Posted in dust-free, Mr. Clean, swiffers | No comments

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Pumping Up with Hans & Franz & Franco

Posted on 07:12 by Unknown

James Franco decided he wanted to be Mr. Universe and devised a plan to fit the most amount of exercise into one day. The photo evidence reveals his results so far.

Posted in exercise, Mr Universe, veins | No comments

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Flying high

Posted on 07:38 by Unknown

James Franco, like many of us, is getting tired of this winter weather. To get out of the winter doldrums, James flew to Arizona, shed his winter jacket and ran through the fields with his trusty kite.

Posted in Arizona, Kite flying, winter | No comments

Monday, 7 March 2011

Tireless Franco

Posted on 06:12 by Unknown

He's still working on it.

Posted in dedication, equations, Pi | No comments

Friday, 4 March 2011

Detox

Posted on 06:40 by Unknown

James Franco took to the streets of New York to recover from yesterday's Charlie Sheen binge. Turns out its a hell of a drug.

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Detox, tiger blood | No comments

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Winning!

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown

James Franco is on a drug, and that drug is Charlie Sheen.

Posted in Charlie Sheen, James Franco drug, Winning | No comments

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

James Franco's got an app for that

Posted on 06:33 by Unknown

With the Oscars out of the way James Franco is free to focus on other endeavors, like his long promised James Franco Kama Sutra iPad app.

Posted in free time, iPad app, Kama Sutra | No comments

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

James meet Dave

Posted on 06:24 by Unknown

James Franco is back in New York, having lunch with David Letterman on the sidewalk, trading Oscar war stories. Franco maintains that he was pleased with his efforts, Dave maintains that Uma meet Oprah was funny.

Posted in David Letterman, Oprah, post-Oscar reflection, Uma | No comments